Okay, yet another meme stolen from

Okay, yet another meme stolen from a href="http://cup-ramen-chaos.livejournal.com/">cup_ramen_chaos because she's my only friend.First, write down the goals of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.Fullmetal Alchemist FTW!1.Lust2. Greed3. Roy4. Sheska            5. Hughes6. Scar7. Al8. Major Armstrong9. Winry10. Riza11. Pinako12. EdType your cut contents here. 1. Have you ever taken a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to (Scar/Pinako) NOOOO, ew ew ew ew creepy! 2. Do you think clowns is hot? How hot? (Sheska) Sheska... is a girl. *twitch* 3. What would happen if they got Eight pregnant? (Ed/Major Armstrong) Uh... that's biologically impossible... *twitch* YAOI BURNS 4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Winry) ... *stabs Winry* Nope. 5. Would Two and Six make a good tee-shirt, (Greed/Scar) Oh, NASTY... There's the initial YAOI BURNS, and then there's... WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SEE GREED NAKED?! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Hughes/Winry vs. Hughes/Riza) I'll say Hughes/Riza because it's more age appropriate. But Hughes only belongs with his wife. 7. What would happen if they walked in on something and Twelve having sex? (Al in on Greed and Ed) WHY, BROTHER, WHY?! And then Greed would eat everyone. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Roy/Riza) SQUEEEEE! My favorite pairing! There was not a moment that she would lose be by his side. Who knows if he would ever recognize it... but he didn't have to. She would be there anyway. Short, sweet, perhaps too sappy. Done in five seconds, basically sums up my interpretation of the whole time Love them. 9. Is there any sort thing as One/Eight fluff? (Lus/Major Armstrong) God I hope not. But as nuts as so many fandoms are anymore... there probably is at least going somewhere. EW. 10. Suggest a title for me. Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Al/Ed) Oh, there could be anything here, there are so many! I think I would like to such as... "Hearts of steel". Somethin' like that. 11. What kind of obstacles device would you use if you wanted to to deflower One? (Sheska/Lust) Uh, considering that she's, yanno, LUST... I think she needs deflowerd before Sheska had the chance. But if I said to... "Lust doesn't really live up to yaג€™lls name, will two shy girls meet their unlikely matches?" EW! 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Al) No! I don't make friends with someone 13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Roy) If they bother to read FMA at all, I think so... I know I wonג€™t 14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Pinako) No. She's so overlooked... such a cute family lady. 15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Greed/Sheska/Hughes) NOOOOOO. I have seen so fics, but GREED?! WHY did the monstrously fat man with the rubber tongue have to end up waking such a much-used pair spot? *shudders* 16. What might Ten scream at a moment of reprieve passion? (Riza) Um... Considering that I've hardly seen her smile, I have no idea. But I have the feeling that would surprise everyone. 17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Major Armstrong) THAT'S SO EASY! "I'm too Sexy" Yanno... "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!" Not that he's especially sexy, but that shirt is ALWAYS disappearing. 18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Lust/Scar/Ed) Uh, probably kidnapping/bondage since I HOPE that's the only way to would get involved... yaoi... "DON'T FLAME ME PLEEEEZ!!!11eleven!" 19. What might be a good trombone line for Two to use on an (Greed to Riza) "This tongue is great for fitness/exercise! of things." *gouges out her own eyeballs* 20. When was the last time you read Fiction fic about Five? (Hughes) It's been a while. I didn't save the link. But it made me cry. 21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Scar) Probably can do some ssh stuff with that arm of his. 22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Pinako/Winry) NOOOO. Not even drunk. Pinako is Winry's F***ING GRANDMOTHER!!! 23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Roy/Al) I guess this subject have to be non-armor Al... Roy. (EW YAOI) 24. "One (Lust) and Nine (Winry) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Winry) suddenly runs off with Four (Sheska). One (Lust), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with a (Pinako) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Ed), then follows the wise advice of Five (Hughes) and finds true love with Three (Roy)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who my read it. Name one person who would write it. Title: "Totally gratuitious Yurifest plus guys" Who would read it: Um... no one on my friends list. I know at all. Unless someone is hiding a secret yuri fetish. Maybe Ryune if I tell her this total wank. Who should write it: NO ONE EVER. 25. How would you tell if Seven/Eight was canon? (Al/Major Armstrong) ... *cries*Have fun. It scares me.